are you there, god? it's me, megababe.
not sure if you've been paying attention, but i'm a pretty nice girl.
i like to help out those around me. when asked for a favour, the answer is generally "yeah as long as i can smoke at the same time."
i collect garbage in my purse, partially because i'm disgusting, and partially because i'm environmentally friendly, as long as i can smoke at the same time.
i recycle, i love retards, i occasionally hug the homeless.
i've never ever watched pornography except for like five minutes of "whose nalin' palin?" and it wasn't my idea.
i don't usually ask for much, but i really really need you right now.
i need you to answer a question for me.
the question is basically "define personality with specific research examples and theories, drawing on everything you should have learned in this course. while you were being a fucking drunken irrisponsible idiot, everyone else was reading a big big book with all the answers in it. you should use a lot of words you don't know too."
i need you to answer it in writing, and make it look like my handwriting, three hours from now.
that's all.
thanks, god.
-mega.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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